U.S. schoolchildren taught to fight intruders with soup cans as kinetic weapons


It sounds really bizarre, but it’s true: U.S. schools are teaching children to carry cans of soup as weapons, with instructions to hurl the cans at terrorists or school shooters.

In effect, middle school children are being taught to stand their ground against crazed assailants while armed with soup. What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

http://www.naturalnews.com/048291_gun-free_schools_child_militias_soup_cans.html

About a12iggymom

Conservative - Christian - Patriot
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to U.S. schoolchildren taught to fight intruders with soup cans as kinetic weapons

  1. Reblogged this on Reality Check and commented:
    I don’t think this is bizarre at all. We taught our children to use anything that comes to hand. Cans, rocks, sticks, candles, pots, pans, dishes, especially glass.

    Like

  2. dakwolf55 says:

    Reblogged this on Dak's Bays and commented:
    will the children be given a single can or will they have an entire arsenal of cans stacked up neatly under their desks for such an emergency? a arsenal of chicken noodle soup

    what if they get hungry, will they be provided with can openers? I have a hard time resisting a good can of spaghetti Os.

    will they be charged with destruction of a government issued weapon, if they eat the contents of said can? Johnny stop eating in class.

    will they ‘fire’ by rank, by platoon, or will it be a wily-nily firing system?
    some serious tactical decisions will need to be made, and assuredly training, perhaps we should open a national level can attack training course.

    We could arm the teacher with a 6 pack of their favorite canned beverage, so they could lead by example.

    should we issue them sporks for a final spork armed bayonet charge, all while screaming “for Obama”?

    What a wonderful idea.

    Like

Comments are closed.