A burglar
broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around,
looking for
valuables when a voice in the dark
said,
‘Jesus
knows you’re here.’

He
nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard
‘Jesus is watching you.’

Freaked
out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice.

Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a
parrot.