McCain and Obama are in a barber shop getting a hair cut, when it’s over the barber asked obama if he wanted some free after shave, and he declined, stating that, “michelle hates it when i come home smelling like a whore house” the barber chuckled and asked McCain if he would would like some, to which he replied, “sure! splash that shit on me, MY wife doesnt know what the inside of whorehouse smells like”~Josh Barth