Obama’s Final Argument: Republicans Are Poopheads

Now that President Obama is running behind that powerhouse candidate Generic Republican in polls by a margin of 42 to 46 percent, now that the President is issuing letters to his supporters pathetically claiming “We measure our success not in dollars but in people,” now that his supporters are openly talking about his shortcomings, he has brought out his most powerful weapon: he is calling conservatives poopheads.

Seriously.

To make this exercise in absurdism even more ridiculous, Obama then called Republicans lazy Welfare queens. “They took the vacation,” he said. “They bought the car. And now they’re saying, ‘Maybe we don’t have to pay’ … We’re the greatest nation on Earth and we can’t act that way.”

Excuse me? This is the same president who golfs every Sunday. This is the same president who vacations on a regular basis at the world’s most expensive resorts. This is the same man who says that American exceptionalism is the same as British or Greek exceptionalism.

And more than any of that, this is the man who has skyrocketed the debt and written checks America can’t pay.

But facts don’t matter anymore. All that matters is the label.