By Molli Nickell, a Granny Guerrilla

Once upon a time . .  in the future, Mother Earth has become overheated,  deforested, and polluted. America is populated by uneducated, sweaty, hungry people who live in broken-down cars. Old folks, especially grannies, outnumbered young folks and swamp the dysfunctional, government-run healthcare system.

Non-medical bureaucrats, rather than deal with fraud and inefficiency, empower a “death panel” to devise a cleansing program for unproductive seniors. Grannies are wheeled into “slumber chambers” where they watch videos of a formerly lush and vibrant Earth, listen to Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons,” and receive lethal injections as punishment for living too long and becoming too expensive to maintain. Granny’s corpse is trucked to the bakery and transformed into high-protein, cracker-like wafers (99% grandma and 1% green food coloring).

Granny Crackers feed the starving masses to create an endless circle of birth, death, and cracker reincarnation…….

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