By: Opiate of the People
The People’s Cube
President Obama told a press conference today that he is “madder than hell” and “no one is angrier than I am” after a routine test of new $100 billion software intended to allow him to play computer-simulated golf rounds accidentally triggered World War III.
The president told the assembled journalists he only found out about the war while watching the news on TV. The inadvertent conflict is expected to kill upwards of one billion people.
The president once again denied accusations that the golf software project had suffered from incompetence and mismanagement since it first began 5 years ago, saying “ICBM silos mysteriously go on red alert status all the time, there was no reason to think virtual putting was connected to any of it.”
As far as the rumors that the lights at SAC HQ went out every time the golf software crashed, Mr. Obama remarked “it was just a coincidence.”
Read more: http://noisyroom.net/blog/2014/05/27/obama-madder-than-hell-after-accident-triggers-wwiii/
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Lord! These days I can’t tell! I, for the most part, would believe anything about him and not even think twice.
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Satire upaces…but it wouldnn’t surprize me in the least if he really did do that…Bolton on the other hand is real…
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Is this real? Or, is it a cruelty joke?
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